Or kids’ pajamas, rather.
When you buy children’s PJs this is what is always attached to them:
What? Do people really need to know this?
I’m sure it’s some kind of law and there was some horrible (yet completely preventable) accident that resulted in these yellow tags, but really?
Every time I take one of these tags off something I’ve bought, I come up with these crazy stories about some parent lighting candles in a kid’s room before they go to bed. Or letting them sleep too close to the fireplace. Or a tooth fairy leaving a lighter instead of a dollar under the pillow and things just go downhill from there.
Seriously, these are the things that go through my head.
But at least I know next time there is a fire, don’t try to put it out with my kid’s pajamas. Whew, glad we cleared that up.