I am feeling completely uninspired lately.
So I’m sharing things that I’m reading. Because I can’t write right now.
May is killing me.
~I can’t believe this conference is coming to Indy. I’ll be there…and I’m really excited.
~Is this lady for real??
~I’m trying really hard to grow out my bangs. But articles like this make me doubt my decision. Also, the awkward length they are right now makes me doubt my decision. Sighhhhh.
~Mother’s Day was great. And this still gets me every time I read it. Perfect for Mother’s Day (or the day after).
And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose poop is leaking up its back.
“My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans feces off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.”
–Bossypant by Tina Fey
I hope your weekend was great, that you got to spend it with loved ones that get on your nerves, but you wouldn’t trade them for anything. Because that’s what I got to do. And it was perfect.
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